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To pop a boner, get an erection, become engorged.
Usually in already awkward situations, like when dancing at a musical rehearsal, in the middle of class, etc.
In extreme cases, referring to the bruise a girl gets when having to come in close contact with said erect penis.
Jordan: Whoa, look at that guy! On a scale of one to ten, he's a fazio!!
Kaitlyn: Shit son.

Erin: Last night during rehearsal, we were working on leans and fazio really fazio'd me!
Kaitlyn: Shit son.
fazio by k-medi November 4, 2007
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Lindsey Fazio 

A very smart, pretty, caring, loyal, trustworthy girl. She will never back-stab you and will always give you a shoulder to cry on.
Lindsey Fazio is the most amazing girl on the world.
Lindsey Fazio by alexakahotboy January 11, 2013
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A cute and humble person. Stay loyalty for her love ; amazing and also quite funny!
She has a tough heart, Friendly and always smiling! You'll be lucky get fazira in your life.

By someone special
Fazira by Farredhamza December 27, 2016

Fazodoodled

Being "fazodoodled" is a state of consciousness typically experienced on a very large night out on the town. Many factors contribute towards this state, consumption of illicit substances included, however generally speaking being "fazodoodled" is A Good Thing(tm).

My learned associate Hardy coined the term late in December 2007. Given there were no Google hits for "fazodoodle" or "fazodoodled" as at 07-Feb-2008, I hereby declare that Hardy invented this word.
"Whoah, I am fazodoodled!"
"Great Odin's Raven!! I am fazodoodled!!"
"How was last night?" "Great! I was abso-fazodoodledly fazodoodled!"
"Can't speak. Fazodoodled."
Fazodoodled by Larry Longprong February 6, 2008

fabio enchilada 

A gay rattlensnake
A: Hey look at this game with an underscore in it's name
B: That game is developed by Fabio Enchilada
fabio enchilada by debelrador January 29, 2017
Slang for a pair of Nike Air Force 1 shoes, nicknamed by Chicago rapper G Herbo (formerly known as Lil Herb).
Yo Colton just don't step on these all white G-Fazos!
G-Fazos by Boss Baby Colt August 23, 2017

Fabiowned 

Derived from the name of Italian model Fabio and the word owned, Fabiowned is the action of being accidentally hit in the face or head (owned) by a flying bird while walking or sitting on a ride at a theme park.
Just as we were pulling into the unloading station on the Matter Horn, a fucking bastard of a crow came in at the speed of light and owns my fucking face. My twin brother couldn't help yelling out, "You just got Fabiowned fucker". I realized I got blood all over my new Turtle neck, fanny pack and croc's. Fuck my life.
Fabiowned by Tower1 April 21, 2011
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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