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To pop a boner, get an erection, become engorged.
Usually in already awkward situations, like when dancing at a musical rehearsal, in the middle of class, etc.
In extreme cases, referring to the bruise a girl gets when having to come in close contact with said erect penis.
Jordan: Whoa, look at that guy! On a scale of one to ten, he's a fazio!!
Kaitlyn: Shit son.

Erin: Last night during rehearsal, we were working on leans and fazio really fazio'd me!
Kaitlyn: Shit son.
fazio by k-medi November 4, 2007
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Lindsey Fazio 

A very smart, pretty, caring, loyal, trustworthy girl. She will never back-stab you and will always give you a shoulder to cry on.
Lindsey Fazio is the most amazing girl on the world.
Lindsey Fazio by alexakahotboy January 11, 2013
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A cute and humble person. Stay loyalty for her love ; amazing and also quite funny!
She has a tough heart, Friendly and always smiling! You'll be lucky get fazira in your life.

By someone special
Fazira by Farredhamza December 27, 2016

Fazodoodled

Being "fazodoodled" is a state of consciousness typically experienced on a very large night out on the town. Many factors contribute towards this state, consumption of illicit substances included, however generally speaking being "fazodoodled" is A Good Thing(tm).

My learned associate Hardy coined the term late in December 2007. Given there were no Google hits for "fazodoodle" or "fazodoodled" as at 07-Feb-2008, I hereby declare that Hardy invented this word.
"Whoah, I am fazodoodled!"
"Great Odin's Raven!! I am fazodoodled!!"
"How was last night?" "Great! I was abso-fazodoodledly fazodoodled!"
"Can't speak. Fazodoodled."
Fazodoodled by Larry Longprong February 6, 2008

fabio enchilada 

A gay rattlensnake
A: Hey look at this game with an underscore in it's name
B: That game is developed by Fabio Enchilada
fabio enchilada by debelrador January 29, 2017
Slang for a pair of Nike Air Force 1 shoes, nicknamed by Chicago rapper G Herbo (formerly known as Lil Herb).
Yo Colton just don't step on these all white G-Fazos!
G-Fazos by Boss Baby Colt August 23, 2017

Fabiowned 

Derived from the name of Italian model Fabio and the word owned, Fabiowned is the action of being accidentally hit in the face or head (owned) by a flying bird while walking or sitting on a ride at a theme park.
Just as we were pulling into the unloading station on the Matter Horn, a fucking bastard of a crow came in at the speed of light and owns my fucking face. My twin brother couldn't help yelling out, "You just got Fabiowned fucker". I realized I got blood all over my new Turtle neck, fanny pack and croc's. Fuck my life.
Fabiowned by Tower1 April 21, 2011
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