fauxpression 

The claim of some kind of oppression or other adverse condition being inflicted against the claimant personally or to a group/faith to which the claimant belongs to that is obviously hyperbolic or at least certainly exaggerated in terms of severity.

Generally Ted's libertarian beliefs seemed to have merit until he went fully down the fauxpression road by claiming that taxes literally made him a slave.

fauxpression by Spelunkin Magazine March 9, 2014

fauxfessional

noun, one who pretends to know it all at work and criticizes others when in truth, they are the one that sucks.

Sue talks smack about everyone else in the office but she is a fauxfessional. She can't even do her job well.

fauxfessional by greenthumb11 September 9, 2009

Fakepression 

When a person tries to impress others, by claiming how great they are, but fails with only a Fakepression. Its generally pretty annoying because they think they are so awesome, but in reality, they're not. usually done by Tools or noobs.

Example 1:
Girl 1:Man these boxes are so heavy.

Girl 2: Yeah seriously. But good thing I hit the gym. I'm strong so its not too bad.

Girl 1: stfu with your fakepression.

Example 2:
Guy 1: I got so many women at the party the other night.

guy 2: Wow! I'm so Fakepressed!

Fakepression by Marky__Mark__ December 4, 2011

Fauxfessional

1. An imitator or poser of a professional service provider or legitimate business.
2. Possibly known to you, recommended by someone you know or found operating on social media.

I can't believe how badly our wedding photos came out because we hired a fauxfessional!

Fauxfessional by Smallbizblogger September 4, 2017