fat wreck

A fat wreck is a person, usually someone who is heartbroken or fucked up over a relationship, who has eaten their feelings, usually a large amount of junk food, and perhaps alcohol, and has reached the terminal capacity for food, and has no choice except to examine themselves, and the wreckage of chip bags, pizza boxes and beer cans littering their domicile.

A fat wreck can also be a large wreck, or a big mess.

"Man, what happened to you? Why is our apartment a disgusting mess?"

"Linda broke up with me, man. I'm a fat wreck."

OR,

"That ten car pile up on the freeway was a fat wreck. Traffic was terrible."

fat wreck by GabbaGee May 26, 2016

fat wreck chords 

Record Company Formed By Fat Mike Of NOFX (and Possibly His Wife.) Has Not Sold Out Punk Values, Still Fiercly Independant. Actually Cares About Music Rather Than Money

When I get My Punk Band Going I Want To Be Signed To Fat Wreck Chords So I Dont Get Raped For Money

fat wreck chords by Fiasco De Gama August 7, 2006

Fat wreck chords 

The record label of some of the most awsm punk bands including Anti-Flag, NOFX, Me first and the Gimme Gimmes.

God Bless Fat Wreck Chords

Fat wreck chords by imaprettycoolbrunette February 10, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004