fat jack

Fat Jack is not your typical jack. Some may call him a simple man, other would define him as a drown to the party. Fat jack doesn't only cock block but also cocks blocks. like I said a simple man.

Stop being such a fat jack and having sex with my Childs play blocks

fat jack by Swaggy squirrel November 17, 2020

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Fat-Jack

Sexual attacks or advances by a large person.

"Yo, Kalen got fat-jacked at lunch."

"Yeah that fat girl was all up on him."

Fat-Jack by HaxNick February 9, 2009

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Fat Jacks

Another term for tits

Check out those fat jacks! I'd hit it.

Fat Jacks by JL3 September 6, 2005

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fat jacket

The layer of fat on the average North American, both male and female, which covers the upper body. Components of the fat jacket include the panace, manboobs, backfat, and underarm sag. Although the jacket can be useful in winter as an additional layer of warm clothing underneath the underwear, it is more often a hindrance to mobility, flexibility, and getting laid.

The jacket is usually made mostly of nachos and cheese, although chicken wings are often used, and the jacket can be grown thicker through extended periods of sitting on the couch.

The fatjacket requires minimal maintenance, although it must be cleaned relatively often to remove the odour generated by sweat buildup.

1) I need to work out more regularly, because my fat jacket is getting too thick.

2) The bulkiness of my fat jacket makes it difficult for me to tie my shoes.

fat jacket by Duster929 January 31, 2006