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fartificial 

noun: a fake or false fart
verb: pretending to fart by making loud, fart-like sounds by various methods including but not limited to mouths and/or hands, arms, or armpits.
Three guys at a party, standing in the hallway. One goes in the bathroom and soon really loud fart-like sounds begin.
First guy looks at the second and says, "oh dude, he's..."
Second guy interrupts, "No man, fartificial."

or

Kate was so embarrassed when her Mom came to visit and Brad thought it'd be funny to go in the bathroom and fartificial.
fartificial by claudel November 10, 2009

farterific 

A word used to describe the extremely catastrophic smell of the ass in which you just ripped.
"Wow... That one was farterific!!"

Fartification 

noun - A well placed or well timed fart that strengthens or defends one's position.
I was going to the kitchen to get another beer, but David's fartification was too formidable.

I asked Robert what he thought about my opinion and his fartification was more poignant than his words.
Fartification by onehandcrabbing November 29, 2011

Fartification 

A room filled with farts to a point where no one wants to enter from the outside. Mostly bedrooms in the morning.
"When I arrived at the party, the room was a fartification. I couldn't bear to go there and stayed in the kitchen instead."
Fartification by Arctica February 2, 2017

Faggorific 

One who is an homosexual in ways that none can describe. Loving butt-play and bestiality is a major characteristic of one who is indeed, FAGGORIFIC. Openly expresses ones homosexuality with phrases that involving sexual intercourse with one of the same sex. See example for image.
Faggorific by btmbandaid March 19, 2009

Fartificial Intelligence 

In business (mostly ineffectual meetings), the ability to use high-tech buzzwords and industry acronyms as a smokescreen for lack of certainty and/or subject matter expertise.
When asked how the NFT and VR initiatives would affect MQLs, the marketing director displayed fartificial intelligence by quickly pivoting to the lack of efficiencies and cross-functional support for longer-term, mission-driven ROI efforts that promote sustainability and increase engagement across the global ecosystem.