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Fart Fucker

Any person who finds enjoyment by flagellating on, or very close to, an unsuspecting victim. The fart fucker is famous for using such tactics such as the fartnade or bending over and giving the person the one-man salute. This is commonly mistaken with the fart and dart, simply because the farter simply wants to fart on another person, not embarrass the victim in a given situation.
Bobby: Did Jake just run up on you and fire a stink torpedo?!
Suzy: Yeah, that kids a little Fart Fucker if you ask me
Fart Fucker by iEaTdIcKCheEsE January 9, 2010
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Fart Fucker: 1.Gay Democrat opposed to a repig's patriotism.
2.Any gay democratic political slander toward's the oppostion.
1. A gay Fart Fucker bashed my marriage belief's.
2.Fart Fucker's use "repig" as:
Repigs tend to be homophobic!
Fart Fucker by copperratt April 29, 2009

Monkey Fart Fucker 

One who fucks monkey farts, Finding great joy and pleasure from it.
No we can not take Timmy to the zoo because he a monkey fart fucker

fart fuck fucker 

Hey fart fuck! Wanna go fuck? Cause you see, I'm a fart fuck fucker!

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The words you aren't allowed to say on TV because they are always swears as compiled my George Carlin.
"Gee Grandma, I'd have to say that those guys in Blink 182 ripped off Carlin when they recorded shit piss fuck cunt cock-sucker mother-fucker tits."

fart faced wrinkle fucker 

Derogatory name usually used in response under high intoxication
Dood: your bout an asshat
Me: yeah well yer a fart faced wrinkle fucker , give me a beer

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1) another way to describe my family

2) the lyrics to the blink 182 song, family reunion. it is repeated 4 times, then followed by: i fucked your mom

3) a really fun thing to say infront of an adult (try it)