This is the cousin of the dingleberry , this happens after masturbation. It is when a globule of your jizz gets onto your cock bush and you forget about it. Later, it dries up into a ball and can go unnoticed for a while, unless you take a shower.
Zakk: Dude, at camp, I rubbed off some knuckle children and got a nasty farkleberry.
Henry: ohh god, don't you guys only have showers, like, once a week?
Zakk: Yeah it was disgusting.
Henry: ohh god, don't you guys only have showers, like, once a week?
Zakk: Yeah it was disgusting.
by slutbaby January 27, 2011
When you use the bathroom and wipe and you feel something pulling on your anul hair you get in for a close examination and realize you have a farkleberry.
by Just another interested subscriber November 30, 2006