Why did the bike fall over?

The best joke ever created

Bree: Why did the bike fall over?
Robin: Why
Bree: BECAUSE IT WAS TWO TIRED

by jayhrod26 March 15, 2018

When I fall over, I jump over

A funny euphemism for suicide not used by todays' younguns.

Jake: When I fall over, I jump over!
Richard: Hip, hip, hooray!
Jake: *jumps over the edge of the bridge and makes intimate sexual contact between the atoms of his body and the concrete 200ft below*
Richard: Hip, hip, hooray!

by Bad C dev August 14, 2022

falling butt over boots

Another way of saying you fell in love with someone "head over heels".

Pierre was falling butt over boots for Marie.

by Nerida November 5, 2013

goat falling over on 4am at midnight

CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE

goat falling over on 4am at midnight: BAHHHHHHHHHHHH
me: 😐😐😐

by man_in_the_window2013 July 7, 2022