her: Miss Cleo just got indicted!
him: Figures...telling fortunes is bogus.
her: She's not even Jamaican! She's from Ft. Lauderdale!
him: A fake Jamaican took every last dime with that scam?
him: Figures...telling fortunes is bogus.
her: She's not even Jamaican! She's from Ft. Lauderdale!
him: A fake Jamaican took every last dime with that scam?
by sleeperzzz July 8, 2007
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Look at that fake azz Jamaican with the dreads and Bob Marly jacket. That jabronie is from friggin' Guyana!
by unstable bob gable February 23, 2004
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