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fake ass friend 

a so called friend who only comes around when he or she needs something.
"foo, that bitch denise is such a fake ass friend! she only comes around when shes tryna score some weed and dont even break you off! other then that that bitch never calls or comes around!
fake ass friend by MS.DRAMA March 1, 2010
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Fake ass friend 

Someone who is so fake it's unbelievable. Also they do not care about who made them and gave them friends. Basically they are not loyal to you!
Yo that guy is a "fake ass friend" he called me a gangbanger after everything I have done for him

fake ass friend 

no one will ever understand how ryan is such a fake ass friend to everyone.
fake ass friend by ur momma.com August 9, 2022

Fake Ass Friend Day 

the day where you post all your fake ass friends either with or without a description on why they fake on they photo or go up to them and tell em they a fake ass friend

national fake ass friend day 

On August 10, it will be a day to expose any and all of your fake friends from the past and present. You can expose them, drop them, do whatever you please to show them that they’re fake. A fake person should not be posting about this day.
Me: yo they needs have a day just for fake ppl. I got so many who could be exposed.
Her: National Fake Ass Friend day is on August 10th. Have fun!

National Fake Ass Friend Day 

On November 28, National Fake Ass Friend Dsy is a day when you expose all your fake friends that you thought you would’ve been grateful for, but they turned to be fake
Alex: Man Sally is fake as hell.
Rodger: You know national Fake Ass Friend Day is November 28? Just go on Social Media and post her.
Alex: WOW man, thx dude!

National Fake Ass friend Day 

National fake ass friend day is a day to expose and be bold about these fake ass bitches & nigga’s . It’s celebrated November 25th
Keisha fake ass finna get exposed
National Fake ass friend day is to post a friend who is the opposite of a real friend
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