Redneck Facelift

Kill (someone) with a shotgun blast to the face.

"Did you hear the news about Kurt Cobain?"

"Yeah, he gave himself a redneck facelift!"

by Creepybobo67 July 31, 2024

Irish facelift

The act of swiftly flailing a knife, straight razor or other sharp object in a person's face in order to cut and scare them.

"Don't fuck with me unless you want an Irish facelift."

by EthanZemat October 06, 2014

Irish facelift

The act of swiftly flailing a knife, straight razor or other sharp object in a person's face in order to cut and scare them.

"Don't fuck with me unless you want an Irish facelift."

by EthanZemat October 06, 2014

Peruvian Facelift

When you place your butt cheeks against another person's face cheeks and push them upwards

Carl: Dude I can't believe you gave that girl a Peruvian Facelift last night
Ben: Yeah I mean she was into it until I had to rip ass

by chode_deep July 28, 2013

dallas facelift

To have the majority of one's head removed, while waving to the crowd.

I wonder if Jackie approved of her husband's decision to get that Dallas facelift.

by Horace Chit March 13, 2018

chinese facelift

After eating a girls pussy till they orgasm you come up from between their legs and wipe the juices off your face and then proceed to bitch slap them with your pussy juice covered hand

Yeah last night I was with Julie and I totally gave her a Chinese facelift..:

by Roscoe2320 August 08, 2017

Louisiana Facelift

When you grab her by both ears and throat fuck her until you shoot jizz in her eyes and pull the skin back tight on her face and yell .....LOUISIANA FACELIFT!!!!!!!

Man shit got wylde last night. I gave that ho a Louisiana Facelift!

by Cliffordthedos April 10, 2023