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Facebook awake 

When you are awake enough ton fully engage with social media but remain in bed unable or unwilling to face the real world.
Was a great party last night . Feeling it today though didn't get up until midday , but was facebook awake at 9:00 posting pics
Facebook awake by Yolo4ever May 10, 2016
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facebook awake 

When you are awake enough to engage in social media but not yet ready to get out of bed & face the real world (Facebook awake)
Great party last night , feeling it today though . Stayed in bed until noon but was (facebook awake) since 9:00
facebook awake by Yolo4ever October 4, 2016

Facebook awake 

When you wake up & can use social media but not quite ready to get out of bed .
Ooh , heavy one last night . Didn't get up until noon but was facebook awake from about 8:00
Facebook awake by Yolo4ever May 30, 2016
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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