face rape 

when you leave your class/office without locking your pc and someone decides to deface your facebook wall, change sexual preference, messages your groups, etc..

1: "I didnt know you were gay. It`s cool that you `came out` n all, but why message the whole uni?"

2: "aaaaaaaaaaaah shit; i forgot to lock it didnt i? face raped again :("

face rape by j0nnyXb0x March 29, 2009

face rape 

Verb. To be orally assaulted, or to orally assault, whilst under the influence and hence unable to resist.

Charles - "I was out on the lash last night,didn't have a clue what was going on and this fat chick comes up and pulls me, i could't resist"
Lewis - "dude you got face raped!"

face rape by Pimps Lewis and Charles February 8, 2005

Face rape 

when someone forcibly tries to make out with you or kisses you with no warning. Or when someone kisses your whole face instead of just your mouth

Luke: So i heard you made out with Furph on the weekend...

Laurs: NO WAY he totally face raped me! Ew!

Face rape by Nikki Sasquatch April 15, 2009

Face rape 

A game played in school when a friend or otherwise rapes your face (not actual rape). There are 3 level. All must be accompanied by the shout of FACE RAPE!
Regular face rape: Running your hand down someones face.
Friendly face rape: Licking oneshand and wiping down your raperees face.
Sexual face rape: The licking of your raperees cheek (use only on those you know well)

Dan:Fern just face raped me.
Katie: Regular or friendly?
Dan: Friendly.
Katie: Get her back with a sexual.

Face rape by dan'spillow June 14, 2007

face rape 

when someone has written more on your "wall" than the alloted spaces, especially with facebook, myspace, other social networking websites.

-Did you comment on my facebook wall?
-Yeah, acutally I face raped you!

-I was being a facebook stalker today and I saw that you faceraped Tonya.
-Yeah, but then her sister tried to write on her wall, so I faceraped her again.

face rape by Meah Kai July 6, 2008

Face rape 

In military parlance, when one is verbally abused by a superior. Symptoms include, deafness, fear and the loss of several layers of skin in the facial region...

Solider 1: "So yeah Sarge spotted me walking around without my rifle.."

Solider 2: "Did he go off?"

Solider 1:"Yeah man, I got face raped, have extra duties for the next three weeks.."

Face rape by fgsfds? April 5, 2009

face rape 

When a guy is super interested in having a girl toss his salad or play the rusty trombone and he kinda hovers over her face with ass and she has nowhere to escape to.

Madison: Cops like anal play for some reason. Last night when I was with this C.I.L.F..
Peaches Gravy: Which cop? The original one?
Madison: Yes. He wanted a rusty trumbone. I was so not into it. He trapped my face between his thighs and completely face raped me.

face rape by Madison Ryder December 9, 2008