excardon me 

A mish mash of pardon me and excuse me.

excardon me, I thought these were the gents toilets.

excardon me by JW Pepper December 23, 2003

excardon me 

Catch phrase uttered by the wonderous Senor Cardgage (or any ugly, dumpy guy with a beer belly and a comb-over) while popping out of bushes and carrying a plastic bag full of mysterious contents which may include any of the the following:

1. Cold Pizza
2. Rotten Vegetables
3. Shattered Pieces of the owner's past life...
This phrase confuses Homestar Runner.

Cardgage: Excardon me!

Homestar Runner: I don't know what that means... and you still smell like pea soup

excardon me by Yuri December 21, 2003

excard on me

Something said by Strongbad's alter ego, or senor cardgage, the old man who lived down the street from strongbad when he was a child.

"well excard on me"

excard on me by Justin Carapella December 28, 2003