ethans dick 

A small non-furry twig that sits in his faggoty skinny jeans.

Ethans dick is a small twig.

ethans dick by Equinox Redx May 4, 2016

Ethans dick 

Known as a very small body part that you can only see with use of a microscope

Person 1: Have you seen Ethans dick?
Person 2: no I don't have a microscope

Ethans dick by Smedgd April 23, 2017

Sucking Ethan’s Dick 

When you suck Ethan’s d!ck and make him cum so hard he impregnates you

“I was sucking Ethan’s dick and now I’m pregnant!!!”

Sucking Ethan’s Dick by Dickbitter9824 November 4, 2021

ethan is a dick 

HE IS A SELFISH DEFORMED FUCKER WHO KNOWS MY E-MAIL

Me: Hey, Ethan, Fuck off
Ethan:I WILL SEND ABUSIVE E-MAILS FROM YOUR ACCOUNT!!!
Me: Ethan is a Dick

ethan is a dick by THEMYLOMACHINATOR September 21, 2013

EthanDickey 

Straight up cram your penis up a dude's ass, preferably someone named Ethan, with no lube, dry as fuck. Have them yell, "oh my god my fucking ass." Then pull it out and have him suck it.

I thought the man was attractive so I gave him the EthanDickey treatment.

EthanDickey by Korean Aaron July 11, 2014