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ethans dick 

A small non-furry twig that sits in his faggoty skinny jeans.
Ethans dick is a small twig.
ethans dick by Equinox Redx May 4, 2016
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Ethans dick 

Known as a very small body part that you can only see with use of a microscope
Person 1: Have you seen Ethans dick?
Person 2: no I don't have a microscope
Ethans dick by Smedgd April 23, 2017

Sucking Ethan’s Dick 

When you suck Ethan’s d!ck and make him cum so hard he impregnates you
“I was sucking Ethan’s dick and now I’m pregnant!!!”

ethan is a dick 

HE IS A SELFISH DEFORMED FUCKER WHO KNOWS MY E-MAIL
Me: Hey, Ethan, Fuck off
Ethan:I WILL SEND ABUSIVE E-MAILS FROM YOUR ACCOUNT!!!
Me: Ethan is a Dick
ethan is a dick by THEMYLOMACHINATOR September 21, 2013

EthanDickey 

Straight up cram your penis up a dude's ass, preferably someone named Ethan, with no lube, dry as fuck. Have them yell, "oh my god my fucking ass." Then pull it out and have him suck it.
I thought the man was attractive so I gave him the EthanDickey treatment.
EthanDickey by Korean Aaron July 11, 2014
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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