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Erocktion 

A erection one would get in pre-historic times, such as cave (rock) men
"I poked my head into your window and betty was undressing. She saw me there, but she didnt stop."(Barney)
"What?"(Fred)
"She didnt stop. I mean, she saw me there looking at her, but she kept undressing."(Barney)
"Whoa are you serious?"(Fred)
"Yeah, i got an erocktion."(Barney)
Erocktion by Lee Bird July 19, 2009
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Erocktion 

Erocktion is when an erection is really hard due to being incredibly horny or sexually frustrated
Erocktion by Lee C November 7, 2009

Erocktion 

An erection you get after listening to good rock or alternative music song.
"I got erocktion last night listening to metallica"
Erocktion by charlycarnage March 14, 2009

Erection assassin 

Frank is proud that he no longer has to take viagra. But I think that the credit should go to his new girlfriend. She has an incredibly pleasant disposition and she's not an erection assassin!
Erection assassin by Chad Apollo January 28, 2018

This erection is about the people. 

The Freudian slip that defines the election campaign of Herschel Walker proving head trauma is the ultimate truth serum.
“This election is about more than Herschel Walker. This erection is about the people.” — a direct quote from the candidate HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!!!

Erection Avenue 

Pubic hairline from the belly button to the penile shaft.
She slipped her hand down his pants and followed erection avenue.
Erection Avenue by Gar Grim February 3, 2018

Erectional Energy 

The energy released when your P blows inside a V. Not to be misunderstood as the flow of fluid from sack A to hole B, but a environmentally friendly source of free, safe energy located inside ones testes. Once harnessed the energy will be an alternative power source to fossil, coal, and nuclear energies, making them obsolete.
I was going to pleasure my woman with my daily supply of erectional energy, but instead I sold it and bought monkey.
Erectional Energy by Curry_spice January 11, 2012
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