english basement

A location or dwelling given much pomp and circumstance but is really just a fixed-up shithole.
John was bragging about his new apartment, but it's really just an english basement.
by bigredginger October 09, 2008
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English basement

A foul smelling vagina resembling the smell of traditional English fare such as fish and chips.
Be careful, I heard Marry has an English basement.
by englishbasementsniffer March 12, 2011
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