the moment a layer of faeces hardens around your anus when attempting to acheive a video game high score on a portable device whilst sitting on the toilet after a bowel movement.
"The top score on Galaxian was only acheived after 3 hours of sitting on the head and some unsightly encrusting around the sphincter", I confessed to my physician.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'