emotional intelligence 

Ability to identify emotions in self and others. Something Corinne on the bachelor apparently didn't have.

Taylor: She's so dumb, I had to define emotional intelligence to her.

emotional intelligence by Berryjam February 8, 2017

Emotional intelligence 

Can change your personality depending on who you are with

Nigga: Omg she’s so fake I hate her
Hoe: Um actually you can change your emotions/actions depending on who you’re with. It’s a sign of emotional intelligence and as long as you are yourself it’s not being fake.
Niggas: 🤡🤡

Emotional intelligence by buttBuddybrandi July 28, 2019

Emotional Intelligence

Demonstrating care for the dumb shit that women care about.

Not to be confused with intelligence proper, emotional sensitivity, or other nominally related concepts, emotional intelligence has nothing to do with intelligence. Nor does it have anything to do with understanding emotions. Rather, emotional intelligence is the practice of assenting to a sequence of tearfully-delivered truth claims about the world one lives in solely on the basis that a woman "feels" that such and such is the case. Historically, emotional intelligence as a concept emerged as a type of estrogenic cope for middling IQ statistics and the general inability to engage in sound reasoning without the impediment of emotional hysteria.

"Men lack emotional intelligence!"
"Women have superior emotional intelligence!"

Emotional Intelligence by call your father October 26, 2025

Sid Emotional Intelligence

A lever of emotional intelligence that is so low that you doubt the importance of emotional intelligence.

Person 1 : “I’m better than everyone ever at everything ever always”

Person 2 : “Dude you’re having Sid Emotional Intelligence right now”

Sid Emotional Intelligence by Urban dictionary goat March 10, 2022

Emojinal Intelligence 

The ability to use, understand, and communicate appropriately with the emoji alphabet. Emojinal intelligence is key to text speak and the ability to communicate with females who were born at or after 1984.

Ben responded to Sharon's text about her dying mother with a "money flying away" emoji. He has a low emojinal intelligence.

Emojinal Intelligence by benfarrad May 17, 2014

Emotional Intelligent-Less 

A dumbass. Can't think, talk, or be personable because they lack something...specifically BALLS.

Look at Clif over there, what a dumb fuck... He's emotional intelligent-less...

If his nuts were any smaller they'd be invisible.

Emotional Intelligent-Less by Wobert B December 4, 2020

emotionally intelligent

the ability to recognise and understand others people’s emotions as well as your own

She understood his feelings because she was very emotionally intelligent when it came to dealing with these issues.

emotionally intelligent by meliaja September 26, 2025