n. A chronic disease where one fears those named Emily. Especially prominent when the Emily in question makes suggestive moves on the Emilyphobic person.
by E//M May 23, 2008
Someone who is afraid of anything or anyone called Emily. Their fear is often accompanied by extremist and violent viewpoints.
Johny: Hey are you meeting Mark tonight?
Emily: Are you kidding he hates me!!! He's a total Emilyphobe.
Johny: Ew what a faggot!
Abed: Wanna go to dance tonight?
Emilyphobe: Can't. Emily will be there. I don't want to be seen around her.
Emily: Are you kidding he hates me!!! He's a total Emilyphobe.
Johny: Ew what a faggot!
Abed: Wanna go to dance tonight?
Emilyphobe: Can't. Emily will be there. I don't want to be seen around her.
by a_bloody_nutsack December 3, 2021