elephant polo 

The sport of polo, but cool because it's played on elephants instead of horses, and the sticks have to be longer.Some of the nations that play to world championship standard:

England
Scotland
India
Sri Lanka
Bangladesh
Pakistan

N.B. - Not to be confused with polo elephants, that are simply minty eleplants with a hole in.

Posh Bloke: I say, old chap, up for a game of polo?
Cool Bloke: Horses? meh, I'm too busy practicing with my ELEPHANT polo team...
Posh Bloke: *feels inadequate*

elephant polo by Chazmeistro December 23, 2007

Elephantopolous 

A Greek person with a large and more prominent nose. Found at most Clubs, Soccer Fields, Oakleighs, Western Sydney Suburbs, Zoo's and Souvlaki Shops. Very nice, funny and stingy when it come to themselves but when it comes to sharing money with friends and fanily they throw it away. Its not hard to find an Elephantopolous because they will be yelling thinking there whispering. They also have fine taste in alcohol but resort to just drinking OUZO.

Harry - Me and the bois are going to the soccer and maybe a cheeky souvlaki later, wanna come?

Maeve - Is Ollie and that Elephantopolous

guy going.

Harry - Yes and Yes

Elephantopolous by KingZututu September 3, 2016