Golfer who arrives on a horse, wears a sombrero and leaves you with a sore arse. Often benefits from a Toddy
by Jdub71981 June 22, 2018
 Get the El banditomug.
Get the El banditomug. A: A rapist or a molester with a very small penis. Usually of Spanish or Mexican decent i.e. the spanish naming. Bajo, refering to short and Bandito, refering to a common bandit or robber, literally meaning, "The Short Bandit".
B: Any person of spanish decent with a small penis.
B: Any person of spanish decent with a small penis.
Lisa: "So that bastard Ricardo raped you girl?"
Marisol: " Yeah chica, but that puta was El Bandito Bajo."
In most situations involving a Bandito Bajo both women, or men, end the conversation in racousious laughter, or tears, if said Bandito was a family member.
Marisol: " Yeah chica, but that puta was El Bandito Bajo."
In most situations involving a Bandito Bajo both women, or men, end the conversation in racousious laughter, or tears, if said Bandito was a family member.
by HoboStabInsurance March 19, 2010
 Get the El Bandito Bajomug.
Get the El Bandito Bajomug. by King Slim August 10, 2004
 Get the El Asso Banditomug.
Get the El Asso Banditomug.