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Eggs 'n Bakey 

An equivalent colloquial term for eggs and bacon.
Usually: wakey wakey eggs 'n bakey
Eggs 'n Bakey by Ruckus June 23, 2006

Eggs n' X-ACTO Knives 

Another way of saying "Exactly" because it usually sounds like "Eggzactly" or "Eggzact" or in this case "Eggs n' X-ACTO Knives".
My god, the snozberries do taste like snozberries... Eggs n' X-ACTO Knives!

Eggs n Beans 

Another way of saying “exactly” .... doesn’t have any other use than that
Maeve: “LMAO YOURE BUILT LIKE A REFRIGERATOR”

Jesse: “Eggs n beans luv.”
Eggs n Beans by jesse xoxo January 9, 2021

Legs 'n Eggs

Going to a strip club early in the morning and catching the breakfast buffet. Obviously the strip club has to serve breakfast, of which there are few. Also if you are in las vegas at a strip club until like, 6 in the morning and after blowing all your money on "Legs" you go and get some "Eggs", maybe at the hotel or a diner.

Typically done for a laugh, as first shift strippers are usually trashy.
Felix: how was vegas?

Tino: dude, it was awesome. out every nite getting wasted, then legs 'n eggs every morning.
Legs 'n Eggs by Justin10E March 21, 2008

Make'n Eggs  

When you are high and begin a story or sentence ( depending on how far gone you are) and half way through realize that you completely went off topic and are now completely confused and realize that everyone who is still listening to you is really confused or trying not to look at you like you're an annoying lunch box who got too high again.
And then he came around the corner,.. but before that I had a sandwich in my hand, oh and earlier I had made it with peanutbutter and mayonnaise which most people dont know that its really good together, those two things, and so then my sister.. um.. uh.. wait...I dont know man, forget it I'm Make'n Eggs
Make'n Eggs by bro row May 1, 2008

Kegs 'n' Eggs 

Consuming the remains of the previous night's keg first thing in the morning, usually while hung over, accompanied by eggs and occasionally beerios
Jim: my head hurts, did we finish that keg last night?
Joe: I don't think so...
Jim: Excellent, time for Kegs 'n' Eggs!!!
Kegs 'n' Eggs by Adam K July 28, 2005
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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