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egg time 

A pointless special move housed by yoshi in the game 'Mario Power Tennis', which includes yoshi turning into an egg, and moving in an aimless circular motion, with a rainbow stripe marking his trail. This move is seemingly pointless, yet delightfully comical under the influence of psychoactives.
Me: Egg time, fool!
Bogdan: I really don't see the advantage of eggtime.
egg time by brian February 7, 2005
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A Time Egg is a Time Traveling Device that freezes time and temporarily halts the space-time continuum to perform a certain task usually replacing people, objects, or events depending on the situation to alter certain or particular events that have already happened. The reason being is to change history or achieve greater goals that are impossible to use without the device.
In Chrono Trigger, Gaspar the Guru of Time along with Spekkio allowed the time traveling heros to use the time egg to halt time, replace Crono with the clone, and save Crono.
time egg by dsleaz April 25, 2009

Egg n' Sausage Time Travel 

To eat Wendy's breakfast food for lunch, because you were brilliant enough to stop there before work that morning and buy more food than you could eat for breakfast. A technique usually practiced by those who wish breakfast food was served at Wendy's 24 hrs/day.
Guy 1: You coming to lunch?
Guy 2: (takes a bite of breakfast) Nope, egg n' sausage time travel baby!
Guy 1: What the hell is a gigawatt!?

Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time? 

A meme that we forgot to revive during the coronavirus pandemic
woke people during the pandemic: Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

egg timer 

Used in reference to a person who you can only deal with for a short amount of time before you want to run away and/or hurt them
"She was a serious egg timer. A couple of minutes and I wanted to just punch her in the face."
egg timer by replication February 5, 2009

Egg Timer 

Someone who talks for a rather long discriminate amount of time when a conversation is started, no matter how.
Angela is an absolute egg timer. Can't just have a minute conversation with that woman.
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