When a woman is shocked, she leaves a beautiful Easter present consisting of feces, urine, and estrogen. All three combined make a Cadbury Cream Egg.
is that Johnny Depp!? SHIT, i just Cadbury Cream Egged myself.
by Rebecca J. Black May 13, 2011
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where you take a strip of dairy milk then stick it inside your willing partner. proceed to have sex, then creampie and piss in her. this symbolizes the chocolate, white stuff, and yolk.
hey dude do much last night?

yeh bro totally did the Cadbury's Cream Egg
by NOTTHEEXIT November 10, 2021
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Taking a poo while masturbating and proceeding to ejaculate on the poo afterwards
“Hey man I just had a cream egg!”

“Oh, did it taste good?”

“What do you mean, why would I eat my cum covered shite!”
by CreamyEgg May 6, 2020
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This is when you are getting a blow job from a black person and you ejaculate in there mouth and slap there cheaks causing the cum explodes out of their mouth like opening a cream egg
by Longshlond dom November 29, 2016
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