is a very annoying vampire, who magically sparkles in the sunlight, is perfect, is very concied, a 108 virgin, how could that possible be atractive to 13 year old girls? but he gives girls orgazms...which is wrong because he really isn't that hot.
by rickiyson December 21, 2008
Edward Cullen is a Mary Sue written for the sole purpose of encouraging girls aged eleven to fifteen to give up hard earned pocket money to Summit Entertainment and Little Brown and Co. He drives the perfect car. He has the perfect hair. He has the perfect face. He has the perfect body. He is also blindingly white and ice cold, which somehow translates out to sexy.
Many adults claim his character makes a positive influence on girls, stating that he encourages reading, and promotes themes like abstinence because he won't have sex with his girlfriend, Bella. However, they neglect to mention that he sneaks into a girl’s room without permission to watch her sleep, breaks down her car so she can’t see her best friend, forces his family to move away without saying goodbye to Bella in order to control her grieving process, and generally acts as a model of a controlling, abusive boyfriend. His behavior is excused, because fans of Twilight, the series he more or less stars in, claim he was doing it all “for Bella’s protection” or “because he loves her.”
Edward is a vampire with barely any of the consequences, and several added perks. When he goes out in sunlight, all he does is sparkle. He isn’t affected by crosses, or holy water. He can have children with humans. He’s super strong and super fast, and he reads minds.
All in all, he's a fictional character who provides girls with the perfect, abusive bad boy.
Many adults claim his character makes a positive influence on girls, stating that he encourages reading, and promotes themes like abstinence because he won't have sex with his girlfriend, Bella. However, they neglect to mention that he sneaks into a girl’s room without permission to watch her sleep, breaks down her car so she can’t see her best friend, forces his family to move away without saying goodbye to Bella in order to control her grieving process, and generally acts as a model of a controlling, abusive boyfriend. His behavior is excused, because fans of Twilight, the series he more or less stars in, claim he was doing it all “for Bella’s protection” or “because he loves her.”
Edward is a vampire with barely any of the consequences, and several added perks. When he goes out in sunlight, all he does is sparkle. He isn’t affected by crosses, or holy water. He can have children with humans. He’s super strong and super fast, and he reads minds.
All in all, he's a fictional character who provides girls with the perfect, abusive bad boy.
Hey, what are all those eleven year old girls shrieking about?
They're discussing Edward Cullen. They'll outgrow guys like him in a few years . . . I hope.
They're discussing Edward Cullen. They'll outgrow guys like him in a few years . . . I hope.
by anti twihard April 10, 2009
a fictional vampire that makes pretty much every girl ages 12-21 wet whenever his name comes up.
the main male protagonist of the very overrated twilight series
the main male protagonist of the very overrated twilight series
Annoying girl: OMG Edward Cullen is so hott, stephenie meyer is so awesome lolol!!!!
Random Dude: Oh jesus, thats the 17th girl that ive heard babbling about edward in the last hour
Random Dude: Oh jesus, thats the 17th girl that ive heard babbling about edward in the last hour
by Dr.Jester December 17, 2008
the biggest, ugliest, constipated-looking, non-homosapian to ever be alive. he just needs to get stabbed with a wooden cross and burn in a pit of lava
edward cullen is gayyyy!!!!!
by jamie kelsey June 18, 2009
one word : Homosexual
(If you dissagree find a man and ask him to wright down his every thought then read the edward version of twilight and you will find out no man thinks like that...unless they are homosexual)
(If you dissagree find a man and ask him to wright down his every thought then read the edward version of twilight and you will find out no man thinks like that...unless they are homosexual)
by Outsiders perspective December 18, 2008
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considered by many "the hottest vampire/guy in the world", he is one of the main characters of the Twilight saga by Stephanie Meyer. Personally(if you're talking about the movie), I don't think he's that hot.
perosn 1#: OMG. I'm like sooo in love with edward cullen
person 2#: what is with you, he's just a guy and he's not that hot!
person 2#: what is with you, he's just a guy and he's not that hot!
by krizzywlc December 24, 2008