Edward's Law 

Edward's Law states that once a male has had anal intercourse with a female, that the male has permanently 'won' all past and future arguments, transgressions, or vindictive acts with/of said female.

The most common application of Edward's Law is, "Whatever, I had my dick in your ass.", and it is often called on after a bad break-up in order to preserve the male's ego.

"Jenny fucked three guys when Jeff went on his trip, but he doesn't care because he fucked her in the ass" - in reference to Edward's Law

Edward's Law by Merkmerk February 24, 2008

Edward's Buzzer 

The best 3rd wave ska band. Totaly pwn Slip Restaurant. ;)

Edward's Buzzer gives me an erection.

Edward's Buzzer by Ben Woodruff January 4, 2005

Edward's Law 

States that if one has more than on lasagna stacked in a vertical manner, then one still has one lasagna.

Edward's equation:

1L+NL=1L; where N=number of lasagnas

How my mom made 5 lasagnas but she put them on top of each other so by using Edward's Law I still only have one lasagna.

Edward's Law by Haroldbacon March 22, 2022

Uncle Edward’s Theme song 

Look up loud Mexican music on YouTube

Because it’s uncle Edward’s theme song

I listened to the Uncle Edward’s Theme song. I fucking came and peed all over the place.

Uncle Edward’s Theme song by Fishnuggets66 November 7, 2023

edward stiiizy hands 

like edward 40 hands but instead of 40s you tape stiiizys to your hands. specifically stiiizy gold if youre on that fuck distillate 2020 wave

bro: what are you going to the halloween part as?
me: edward stiiizy hands.
bro: yoooo lemme hit

edward stiiizy hands by 23_rainbow November 6, 2020

Harry Edward Styles 

the hottest man alive. his music can take to outer space. but make sure u stay out of his kitchen.

Harry Edward Styles is my idol

Harry Edward Styles by Kaitlyn_loves_harry July 18, 2020

Edward Scissortoes 

Edward Scissortoes describes someone's freakishly overgrown toenails. Not only do they look disgusting, they are highly dangerous. The most common injury from Edward Scissortoes occurs when two people get into bed, the one about to be injured is unaware of the danger lurking under the covers. Then, in an attempt at affection, the offender (Mr. Edward Scissortoes) rubs his foot along his partners leg and leaves a gaping gash. A good indication that someone may have Edward Scissortoes is 1. If they never take there socks off without the lights off 2. They already have poor hygeine 3. You notice odd holes at the ends of your partners socks while doing laundry.

Woman: Lets go to bed.

Man: Okay, turn the lights off so I can get undressed.

Woman: I love you.

Man: I lov.....

Woman: WTF, You just sliced my leg open!

Man: Sorry, I didn't know how to tell you I have Edward Scissortoes.

Woman: Well, we're taking you to the Farrier tomorrow.

(A Farrier is someone who grooms horse hoofs)

Edward Scissortoes by Mitchellar31 March 19, 2010