early bird special

The act of waking up a guy early in the morning by going down on him--preferably involves tugging on the penis with the mouth, as in "the early bird gets the worm."

Girl, my man never had it so good. Just this morning I early bird special-ed him before the alarm went off!!

early bird special by eightycarrots January 5, 2009

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Early Bird Special

When an older gentleman goes down on his female companion without his dentures.

Gabriel's bruxism never gets in the way of a good early bird special. He just takes out his teeth and goes to town.

Early Bird Special by Emilizzo December 25, 2009

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Early Bird Special

When you jizz on someones face to wake them up

Dude, i gave my girlfriend an early bird special yesterday!

Early Bird Special by Masty Bate January 8, 2010

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early bird special

take a couple twizzlers, use them to vaginally pleasure your woman, eat them, then vomit them back up on her chest to which you then use as lube to titty fuck her til orgasm

After the movies I decided to give Susie an early bird special using the leftover candy we had

early bird special by Aric & JenJen January 14, 2008

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Early Bird Special

A man puts a worm in his dick hole and has the girlfriend suck it out.

Damn, I have that girl the early bird special.

Early Bird Special by Harry Mcock December 22, 2023

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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