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dutchgeezer 

The act of coming on your own face. Can be voluntary or forced.
This woman was riding my dock and just as I was about to cum she jumped off and pushed my legs above my head so I nutted on my own face. That bitch made me dutchgeezer!
dutchgeezer by Delta delta delta November 13, 2023
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dutchgeezer 

The act of coming on your own face. Can be voluntary or forced.
That slut from last night pushed my legs back over my head right when I came. She gave me a dutchgeezer
dutchgeezer by Delta delta delta November 13, 2023
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dutchgeezer 

The act of coming on your own face. Can be voluntary or forced.
That slut from last night pushed my legs back over my head right when I came. She gave me a dutchgeezer
dutchgeezer by Delta delta delta November 13, 2023

dutchgeezer 

The act of coming on your own face. Can be voluntary or forced.
This woman was riding my dock and just as I was about to cum she jumped off and pushed my legs above my head so I nutted on my own face. That bitch made me dutchgeezer!
dutchgeezer by Delta delta delta November 13, 2023

dutchgeezer 

The act of coming on your own face. Can be voluntary or forced.
This woman was riding my dock and just as I was about to cum she jumped off and pushed my legs above my head so I nutted on my own face. That bitch made me dutchgeezer!
dutchgeezer by Delta delta delta November 13, 2023
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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