dumbspooner Share definition Flag A southern term used for a person that can only dig holes or ditches. Not intelligent enough to do any other type of work. Bob is a dumbspooner. He can’t do any other type of work that requires you to use your brain. dumbspooner by MekelPettus July 6, 2020 0 0 Get merch Get the dumbspooner mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch