Dumbboat Share definition Flag Someone that says something so freaking stupid or says something really dumb. You have no word to call them they are a dumbboat “Can you cook steak in a dryer?” A student asked. Teacher replies,”Are you a dumbboat?” Dumbboat by Kviv28dance1221 May 2, 2018 0 0 Get merch Get the Dumbboat mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch