Dry Creek

No matter how hard a male tries he just can't get a female wet during sex.

Mitch: "Dude, I heard you went home with Beth last night, how was it?"

Ted: "It was terrible, that bitch was such a dry creek I ended up giving her a crispy ninja and left!"

by Tyrant726 September 6, 2011

dry creek dolores

A post-menopausal lesbian.

How dare she say my lemons aren't juicy enough. What would that dry creek dolores know about juicy?

by Mean Rodney September 11, 2011

keep my cheeks dry

Don't cry

You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today
So stay with me and I'll have it made

-No Rain / Blind Melon

That means he's done of being hurt.

by NandaVLinda November 20, 2013

my ass cheeks are dry

When the moistness from your butthole seizes to exist.

" oh damn joe, what's up? " " nothing just chillin with my ass cheeks dry. " " damn man, I hate when the moistness from my ass cheeks discontinues to exist. " " I hate when my ass cheeks are dry. "

by Bluecheerios123 April 16, 2014

DryCreek

A fat, toothless, jobless, narcissistic sociopath, who gets on internet to chase clout, question actual cancer patients, and lie for money. Often found in the DM's of other men who aren't her husband, begging for money, and sending pictures with so many filters, she could be a cigarette.

Did DryCreek actually had the nerve to question your cancer diagnosis?

by Kammie Victoria December 2, 2022