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Van Driessen 

The sensitive, much-beleaguered, long-haired school teacher from Beavis and Butthead. His efforts to seamlessly integrate a hippie sensibility while taking on the role of the modern school teacher/authority figure could often lead to interesting consequences.

Mr. Van Driessen, as his students called him, sometimes tried to inspire them and enrich their learning experience through the use of song, which often seemed to lead him into some kind of trouble. He wrote such campfire tunes as "Men Have Feelings, Too" and "Touch a Mountain".

During one field trip, the students were becoming restless during the bus ride so he decided to calm them down with a performance of the second song mentioned, which became sadly prophetic as the bus driver made a, shall we say, confidently sudden stop and Mr. Van Driessen and his guitar were thrown mid-song through the windshield of the school bus and down a treacherous cliff.

He was later recovered by medics and brought up by helicopter although unfortunately not escaping many cuts and bruises brought on from the 100 ft+ descent.
Mr. Van Driessen asked the students to sit in a circle in a group exercise to help them to appreciate and respect each other's feelings.
Van Driessen by Eponymous Bosch November 14, 2004
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Dicespin 

1) A really ignorant student who makes his university look bad with his dumb fucking answers on the Wheel of Fortune.

2) A total dumb-ass.
That guy tried to solve the puzzle with "The World's fastest Can" on Wheel of Fortune. What a Dicespin.
Dicespin by core memory dump May 29, 2014
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a name that stands for a family that is very loving and accepting, even to those that aren't part of it. often have short tempers, and stress over many things. DiCesare's are normally very spirited, loving, caring, kind, funny, accepting, and full of life. The love to help others, but normally don't get the repaid help or respect that they deserve. They tend to be sweet and kind-hearted, even to the ones that have wronged them and given them reason to hate them.
That kid's got to be a DiCesare; he's so nice to everybody!
DiCesare by bunniebunz April 17, 2011

drives stick 

in a woman's case, to be heterosexual

in a male's case, to be homosexual

in reference to penis, and enjoying them.
my girlfriend drives stick.

Liberace drove stick.
drives stick by McInnes November 18, 2005

My dad drives this car 

(Always said with a whining tone) A simple excuse for not being able to use your car for any reason.
Matt: hey could we roll the blunt in your car?
Mark: No way! My dad drives this car!
Matt: whatever your a pussy

driveshaft 

(v.) To refrain from giving a needed ride to friends/coworkers when the opportunity presents itself.
Dude, she totally driveshafted us -- it was raining buckets and she just waved and went to her car and drove home, alone. We're right on her way, too.

Drivesturbating

The act of masturbating while driving a vehicle.
"Dude, were you drivesturbating last night?"

"Of course I was! I was horny and nobody was in the car with me..."