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Van Driessen 

The sensitive, much-beleaguered, long-haired school teacher from Beavis and Butthead. His efforts to seamlessly integrate a hippie sensibility while taking on the role of the modern school teacher/authority figure could often lead to interesting consequences.

Mr. Van Driessen, as his students called him, sometimes tried to inspire them and enrich their learning experience through the use of song, which often seemed to lead him into some kind of trouble. He wrote such campfire tunes as "Men Have Feelings, Too" and "Touch a Mountain".

During one field trip, the students were becoming restless during the bus ride so he decided to calm them down with a performance of the second song mentioned, which became sadly prophetic as the bus driver made a, shall we say, confidently sudden stop and Mr. Van Driessen and his guitar were thrown mid-song through the windshield of the school bus and down a treacherous cliff.

He was later recovered by medics and brought up by helicopter although unfortunately not escaping many cuts and bruises brought on from the 100 ft+ descent.
Mr. Van Driessen asked the students to sit in a circle in a group exercise to help them to appreciate and respect each other's feelings.
Van Driessen by Eponymous Bosch November 14, 2004
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Dicespin 

1) A really ignorant student who makes his university look bad with his dumb fucking answers on the Wheel of Fortune.

2) A total dumb-ass.
That guy tried to solve the puzzle with "The World's fastest Can" on Wheel of Fortune. What a Dicespin.
Dicespin by core memory dump May 29, 2014
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a name that stands for a family that is very loving and accepting, even to those that aren't part of it. often have short tempers, and stress over many things. DiCesare's are normally very spirited, loving, caring, kind, funny, accepting, and full of life. The love to help others, but normally don't get the repaid help or respect that they deserve. They tend to be sweet and kind-hearted, even to the ones that have wronged them and given them reason to hate them.
That kid's got to be a DiCesare; he's so nice to everybody!
DiCesare by bunniebunz April 17, 2011

drives stick 

in a woman's case, to be heterosexual

in a male's case, to be homosexual

in reference to penis, and enjoying them.
my girlfriend drives stick.

Liberace drove stick.
drives stick by McInnes November 18, 2005

My dad drives this car 

(Always said with a whining tone) A simple excuse for not being able to use your car for any reason.
Matt: hey could we roll the blunt in your car?
Mark: No way! My dad drives this car!
Matt: whatever your a pussy

driveshaft 

(v.) To refrain from giving a needed ride to friends/coworkers when the opportunity presents itself.
Dude, she totally driveshafted us -- it was raining buckets and she just waved and went to her car and drove home, alone. We're right on her way, too.

Drivesturbating

The act of masturbating while driving a vehicle.
"Dude, were you drivesturbating last night?"

"Of course I was! I was horny and nobody was in the car with me..."
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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