dracula's teabag 

a used tampon

i went to the bathroom and dracula's teabag was floating in the toilet

dracula's teabag by inger nillson October 13, 2003

Dracula's Soul Patch 

Definition: 17th century sexual tactic that local Transylvanian women would practice when they wanted Dracula to swoop in unbeknownst and deliver a thick midnight piping. See: moon poon. Women would shave their nether-regions to the match the shape and size of Dracula's soul patch. So that when the soul patches unite, they mend together like Velcro, and Dracula sucks her living soul out of the vagina.

Definition 2: A sponge of juice. Containing DNA samples. Especially Winona Ryder's. Everyone's had a ride.

example: "Johnny Jr, what do you think has seen more pussy, Dracula's Soul Patch or Dr. Robotnik's crusty creepy old mustache?"

Dracula's Soul Patch by DrDoodleDandie February 19, 2018

Dracula's poptart 

Used sanitary towel.
Vampire snack food.

My girlfriend didn't flush hard enough and left her Dracula's poptart floating in the bog.

Dracula's poptart by Zen_Bastard December 16, 2012

Dracula's curse

A fart so evil in nature it can only be properly described as Dracula's curse.

Alan:*phhhhhhhhhhhttt*

Jay: Dude! WTF!? was that?

Alan:Yo that's Dracula's curse right there!

Dracula's curse by issaru00 May 27, 2009

Dracula's Anus 

When you have just woken up in the position as if you were in a coffin like Dracula and notice your Anus hurts after last nights party.

Dude when I woke up my anus hurt like hell and I was sleeping like I was in a coffin. Fuck! I got dracula's anus!

Dracula's Anus by fdsoldier June 16, 2016

Dracula's packed lunch

A used jamrag, an oozy sanipad.

Dracula's packed lunch was very tasty and he was feeling peckish that day.

Dracula's packed lunch by Edna Sweetlove October 2, 2006

dracula's sweetooth 

Where, during sexual intercourse, a woman's period just so happens to occur at that time and the male, or female for that matter, eats her period.

Girl 1 - "Yo bitch we gotta stop im on my period"
Boy 1 - "Ima just pull a dracula's sweetooth and eat it, no biggie"

dracula's sweetooth by Jack August 21, 2007