douche flag

n., a popped collar, by which fellow douches signal their identity to each other

Bill raised his douche flag as he entered the room, forming alliances without speaking a word.

You can't buy Stacy a turtleneck, she flies a douche flag everywhere she goes.

by Sara Bert December 17, 2004

douche bag flag

Noun: The popped collar on polo shirts. Traits attributed to collar poppers are arrogance and some times delusions of grandeur.

Those flying the douche bag flag are often called assholes or womanizers, and most have trouble running game. Douche bag flaggers wearing pink are flying the flag extra high.

Girl 1: This party's pretty gross. Who's that hottie over there?

Girl 2: Who?

Girl 1: The guy with the faux hawk, aviators, and popped collar?

Girl 2: I can't tell which dude out of the frat pack you're talking about, but they're all douche bag flaggin'. I mean, if you want to get drunk and sleep with an asshole, be my guest, but you'll wake up full of herps and regret.

by McSantos May 18, 2009

Douche Flagon

A person who is beyond the standard "cup or "pint' o douche, but falls slightly short of a "bucket" of douche therefore qualifies as a Douche Flagon.

Joe- Dude, that guys a cup o' douche.
Bob- No he's a douche bucket
Jim- Wrong on both accounts guys, he is a Douche Flagon

by h@tch November 3, 2012

Doucheflag

Another name for car window flags.

People think they are super cool flying flags on all their car window, but everyone else thinks they are douchebags.

Doucheflag flyer: Hey check out the sweet Super Bowl champions window flag I have on my Jetta. The Patriots are the best!!
Bystander: Not only do you look like a giant douche for just having a doucheflag, but the Patriots haven't even been to the Super Bowl in years.

by ronious January 13, 2010

Douchefag

A douchebag who also happens to be a closet homosexual. See fratboy.

Brody: Bro, I went to this frat party last night and got SO FUCKED UP BRO. My ass hurts too for some reason but it was fun bro, you should have been there bro.

Tom: Did you know you're a douchefag?

by slamthevagina April 8, 2011

Doucheflake

A complete moron, someone who has no idea what's going on yet acts like they know everything.

That guy is such a doucheflake, he thinks that his shit don't stink.

by Damagedkitty January 27, 2009

douchefag

A gay douchebag. A gay man with all of the telltale, annoying behavior of an asshole.

I don't want to roll up blaring Lady Gaga. Makes me seem like a total douchefag.

by TheCanadaHouse July 25, 2010