Urban Dictionary: dot nose

A moron totally oblivious to a current happening or situation. Or having a dot on your nose and not knowing about it.

"Steve, your being a real dot nose right now"
"Real funny Brian!"
"no, you have a dot, on your nose"

by Redfoxx December 14, 2008

To not realize something that's so obvious, that it's as obvious as an actual dot on the end of one's nose. When something is so super-obvious, but someone is totally unaware of it, it's a total dot-nose situation.

Dude, you've got wet shit all over your shoes, do you have any idea how dot-nose you're being!?

Quit moaning dude, no need to get all dot-nose.

by Jyde December 05, 2008

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(heard on the sarah silverman program)when something is so obvious it's like having a dot on your nose. Written all over your face

When I saw the toilet paper on my shoe i felt so dot nose. I can see the chocolate around your lips this is a dot nose situation

by saryah December 11, 2008

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Dotnose is a scenario where one person is oblivious to something obvious and doesn't believe anyone that tells him about it.

somebody has a bit of dirt on there nose.
E.g. 'Dude you have a dot on your nose!'

'No i dont!'

'Thats so Dotnose!'

by Azza :D July 09, 2009

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When something is very apparent and written all over someones face, yet the person is not aware of the situation (only others around them), they are being a "dotnose".

A "Dotnose Situation" is when a group of people identify a dotnose within the group.

When someone is being a "dotnose", one can inform them by saying "you have a dot on your nose".

Is one of the most offensive words in the English language, more so than cunt, and black people find the word more offensive than nigger.

"We found Steve's blood test results without him finding out, turns out he has AIDS, and he was being a real dotnose about it at the restaurant."

"When i walked in to the room, it was clear that it was a dotnose situation, and so i quickly left."

"Shit, do i have a dot on my nose?"

"You could have told me i was being a dotnose, man!"

by Brian Spukowski July 03, 2009