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Door knob 

A phrase often shouted out when someone in the room busts ass, "farts", letting the person know whom farted to go touch a door knob before everyone beats the shit out of him.
WTF is that smell, door knob!!
Door knob by Rick Swank September 5, 2005

door knob 

The common example used in Alcoholic Anonymous meetings to describe what you can pick to be your Higher Power.
Alcoholics Anonymous is spiritual, not religious. You can pick anything you want to be your higher power, even a door knob.
door knob by JR Harris March 30, 2011

door knob 

A short fat cock wider than it is longer, all head no shaft!
Jenifer: Hey Sally, how'd it go with that dude last night?
Sally: Well, he didn't turn me on, if you know what i mean?
Jenifer: No... not really?
Sally: Well, have you ever met a fat midget?
Jenifer: What?!?
Sally: He was a door knob... all head no shaft.
door knob by Michael Nicholson August 12, 2007

Door Knob 

When a man sticks his penis through a hotel door hanging "Do Not Disturb" sign and answers the door to whom ever knocks.
Bro I went to the wrong room and the and some 60 year old man door knobbed me!
Door Knob by oSYNo November 7, 2012

Door knob 

She's a door knob - everyone gets a turn
Door knob by The Lamplighter June 16, 2017