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The smallest cock of them all. Pretty much non-existent.
This sad being stays at home and watches animated porn, just like Sam Archibald.

Has a fetish for Brown people, namely abidur Rahman, and cartoons especially bamboo in the ass.
There's a definite doolin across the table!
by TigerGeller January 07, 2014
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Someone who is born with a deformity of the feet and/or legs. Is crippled due to it.
He was born with only 9 toes, poor guys a doolin.
by mccms123 February 11, 2017
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