dookie dog

1. Blasting a dookie(usually taking the form of explosive diarrhea) on a man's penis, then eating it off.

2. Accidentally releasing your bowels onto your partner's genetalia during sex.

Dwanda gave me a wicked dookie dog last night.

by Grand Master Funkalicious October 3, 2004

dog dookie day

Dog Dookie Day takes place every March 1st! The holiday originated from 2 girls running down a hill on March 1st. They quickly jump after noticing a big poopie on the hill.. dogs. They realized that this would make a great holiday! so now, happy dog dookie day ! <3

“Hey we should have off of school it’s a holiday!”
“oh really ? what holiday?”
“dog dookie day duh”

by bees on a boat March 1, 2022

dookie dogs

shit, poop, crap

"You just dropped dookie dogs in your pants, didn't you?"

by JMF February 12, 2004

Dookie Doggie Nipples

When somethings so ass you gotta compare it to a dogs dookie ass nipples

Friend 1: Bro ms Smith is making is goon AGAIN
Friend 2: bro this shit so dookie doggie nipples

by G0B3IN September 24, 2025

dookielog

A long, log shaped turd.

Did you see the log jam in the men's room? There's a huge dookielog in the toilet.

by peelincaps April 9, 2010