dont... me, bro 

A mock of the infamous line, "Dont tase me bro!"
Usually paired with a picture.
The blank can be filled in with anyhting rhyming with "tase."

The captioning under a picture of a donut:
"Dont... me, bro!"
Filled in with "Glaze"

The caption under a picture of a fish:
"Dont... me, bro!"
Filled in with "filet's"

dont... me, bro by njadams10 January 10, 2008

dont tase me bro 

What that guy at the University of Florida said to the police when they tried to tase him.

Dont tase me bro!!!!!!!!!!

dont tase me bro by holly the ginger kid. October 11, 2007

dont taze me bro 

To tell someone to stop fucking with you or being stupid

"bro i just had a fucking 3 some last night wth your mom"
"Dont taze me bro"

dont taze me bro by Anonymous12315123123141 January 9, 2008

dont tase me, bro 

don't touch me; keep your hands off me; leave me along

Sheriff stops a citizen; citizen doesn't like being stopped; sheriff decides to apprehend citizen and citizen responds by saying "Dont tase me, bro."

Origine was a University of Florida student creating a disturbance during a political discussion. When security personnel tried to apprehend him, he initially tried to fight them off, and they used their Taser on him to subdue him while he was saying "don't tase me, bro". They used the Taser on him anyway.

dont tase me, bro by James Louis March 22, 2008

don't Snopes me, bro! 

An allegedly humorous declaration one might use in response to being questioned as to the accuracy of their information and/or its source. It is a reference to the phrase don't tase me, bro, as well as the snopes website.

Don't believe everything you read on Snopes, bro...especially if it's about the activities of the CIA, the events of 9/11 or any sexually perverted acts performed by the band 311; they really do rape babies while wearing horse masks. However, if you are trying to discover the truth behind some ridiculous urban legend, such as Rod Stewart drinking gallons of semen or Richard Gere taking a panicky trip to the ER after shoving gerbils up his booty hole, snopes can actually be a semi-decent reference tool. Remember: the less important the information you seek, the less likely snopes will lie to you about it.

Person A

Have you heard why people in the ghetto wear their pants hanging halfway down their asscracks? It started in men's prisons, you see, the 'bitches' use this fashion statement to signal that they are available for getting their a-holes harpooned! (contemptuous laughter)

Isn't that FUNNY?

Person B

That's not true,

Person A

don't Snopes me, bro!

Person B

(ignoring the outburst) ....although the sagging pants fashion trend did originate in prison. In US correctional facilities, inmates of both genders are often issued pants which are too big for them. Since belts are not allowed, they spend every standing moment 'hitching' their pants back up by hand or either letting them drop. Sexual orientation has nothing to do with it.

don't Snopes me, bro! by Lârry Dângüs, esq. August 17, 2013

Don't drone me, bro! 

The recent media attention given to remote piloted drones is shedding light on a perfect example of US government getting drunk with power. The powers that be think they have the authority to spy on, and even murder citizens without this thing we have called "DUE PROCESS", under the guise of keeping us safe from terrorism. I personally do not want the skies above filled with weaponized, spying, unmanned aircraft, so my reply is, "DON'T DRONE ME, BRO!"

Guy 1: what the hell happened to your face?

Guy 2: I got stopped at a DHS checkpoint. After refusing to be searched, I was about to get let go and I said, "Don't drone me, bro!". That infuriated the agent, he called his supervisor. Next thing I know, I guess I smarted off too much to them, so they tazed me, pulled me out of the car and beat my ass for quote, threatening behavior, unquote...

Guy 1: did they find your stash?

Guy 2: No they didn't, nor the 2 mexicans i was smuggling into the country in the trunk.

Guy 1: Good, lets roll one....

Don't drone me, bro! by Davester75 March 15, 2013

Don't tase me bro 

The hip thing to say after resisting arrest

Owww! Owwwwwwwwww! What did I do?! Stop it! Don't tase me bro! Don't tase me!

Don't tase me bro by lolwutwutwut October 5, 2007