dols

(n) abbreviation: dollars
(v) to show contempt for one's own fetishism of commodities as a result of the alienation from the means of production
(adv) performed with deep contempt for one's fetishism of commodities
Samantha, the trendy Marxist, weeps herself to sleep as she clings, dolsly, her new Prada pumps.
by In-Lefty September 26, 2004
mugGet the dolsmug.

DOL

Dying of Laughter

Something is so funny you laugh your ass off
I am DOL, that was so funny
by jennawesomejohnson December 26, 2011
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DOL

Derp out loud

similar to laughing out loud only instead of laughing you derp
Usually used over the interwebz
Person 1 : steve was telling me a story about how he fell down the stairs the other day, I dol'd
Person 2 : derp
by Level12teleport January 05, 2011
mugGet the DOLmug.

Dol

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by Chummy November 29, 2016
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On the DOL

On the DOL, pronounced "on the dole", means you're collecting unemployment benefits from the Department of Labor or some similar entity.
My contract ran out last month, but on the DOL i'm making $600 a week - I can't believe it!

"He still working at that auto shop?" "No, he's back on the DOL"
by fcrick August 04, 2009
mugGet the On the DOLmug.

dol

Acronym for dying of laughter. Related to lol.
The story was so funny that I was dol by time he was done.
by snoopy December 10, 2004
mugGet the dolmug.

DOL

Dick On Legs
A term used to describe a highly sexually promiscuous male, or at least an aspiring one thereof.
The male equivalent of a bimbo.
Typically found in the company of skanky hoes if an acheived DOL, while an aspiring one following a group of women who can't manage to shake him off.
SAM: Hey look at those two DOLs over there!
sam gestures at two guys that clearly only posses one neuron between the two of them, but with physically attractive bodies and an unsatiable desire to fornicate, with a small troop of bimbos around them
by Lerneaen Hydra October 24, 2008
mugGet the DOLmug.