Putting your "dogs in the tub" is the act of inserting your scrotum into the anus or vagina of the person you are having intercourse with. Popularized by the MC Crumbsnatcher song, "Dogs in the Tub"
Rubella - Guuurrrrlll, my man a freak! He don't just put the dick in me! He puts the dogs in the tub too!!
Puzzi - Gurl why he do that?!
Rubella - cuz just like MC Crumbsnatcher said
Together - NUTSACKS BELONG IN BUTTCRACKS!!
Puzzi - Gurl why he do that?!
Rubella - cuz just like MC Crumbsnatcher said
Together - NUTSACKS BELONG IN BUTTCRACKS!!
by Anusface666 December 20, 2016
When you stick your ballsack in a chick's poopshoot -- your nuts keep tryin to pop back out, just like dogs in the tub.
by anonymous January 27, 2004
While doing a woman from behind in her vagina, bringing one of your testicles up and over your penis and inserting it in her anus. Which is harder then getting a 'dog in a tub'....
by Roostafy April 22, 2003
"I tried to place my testicles in Gina's anus last night, but I couldn't do it! It was like trying to get my dog in the tub!"
by Patrick and Andrew March 07, 2003
The sexual act of the male inserting his scrotum (both testicles) into a woman's vagina. The feat is so difficult to accomplish, it is like getting 'dogs in the tub'.
After a long day of running around and being active with my pets, I like to go home, wash up a bit, call my girl on the phone, and try to get my dogs in the tub. It's a lot easier than the LSAT's!
by Bollo March 13, 2004
When, durring intercourse, A man puts his testes in one orifice while his penis in the other.
Extremely hard to do, much like manipulating two dogs into a bathtub.
Extremely hard to do, much like manipulating two dogs into a bathtub.
by JLExperience August 14, 2008
when you try to insert both testicles into your partner's asshole. the phrase is referring to the inability to keep a dog in a bathtub, much like the inability to keep both your balls in their asshole.
by joe February 18, 2004