You know, it's one of those times when its really dark in the room and you THINK you're aiming for the vigina but it goes in somewhere else. If she doesn't like it up the booty hole try this approach. :)
Person A: My girlfriend is HOT but she doesn't like it in the booty hole.
Person B: Say man, do the do do.
Person A: Ahh snap yo, its flawless!
Person B: Works every time :)
You know, it's one of those times when its really dark in the room and you THINK you're aiming for the vigina but it goes in somewhere else. If she doesn't like it up the booty hole try this approach. :)
Person A: My girlfriend is HOT but she doesn't like it in the booty hole.
Person B: Say man, do the do do.
Person A: Ahh snap yo, its flawless!
Person B: Works every time :)
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"