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do the dew 

Drinking something out of a bottle or can without touching it to one's lips; this is accomplished by holding the drink a few inches above one's head, leaning back, and pouring the drink into one's mouth. The term refers to Mountain Dew commercials which show people drinking Mountain Dew out of bottles in this manner ("Do the Dew" is also Mountain Dew's slogan). Doing the dew is employed to avoid sharing germs when sharing a drink; it is also an effective way to spill the drink everywhere and make a mess (see water boarding).
Chris decided to do the dew to avoid contaminating my soda bottle with his germs; after overdoing it, he choked and spewed it all over Chelsea's face.
do the dew by yaolinglingjiu March 13, 2009
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do the dew 

The Mountain Dew slogan meening to drink some mountain dew!
<ur_mom69> dude wanna go hang out and do the dew?
<m*therfker3> Sure!
do the dew by Phily April 9, 2005

do the dew 

forcing someone into robbery against their will
"We gotta make dis nigga do the dew"
do the dew by Akane November 21, 2007

do the dew 

forcing someone into robbery against their will
"We gotta make dis nigga do the dew"
do the dew by Akane November 21, 2007

do the dew 

Inserting a finger into a person's rectum while giving a blow job, typically in a gas station bathroom
Man1: "Did you hear what she's goin to do?"

Man2: What man?

Man1: She grabbed up dude and they're goin' to "do the dew!"

Man2: Again?!
do the dew by dirtyjoe282 March 26, 2010

Do The Dew 

to smoke marijuana or use marijuana related products; named for The Twin's mountain dew can safe.
Stoner 1: hey bro, u tryyin to do the dew?
Stoner 2: of course bro, 420 is comin up.
Stoner 3: i got 5 on it
Do The Dew by the man named stan February 24, 2009

Do the Dew 

When you insert your penis into your sexual partner's rectum and then urinate. Often the penis has to be inserted fully and then become slightly flaccid, however true "Dewers" are able to maintain a full erection.
Mary: "Hey, are you coming out tonight?"

Jill: "I let Jack Do the Dew and I have been sitting on the toilet for ten minutes trying to get all the urine out. Put me down as a maybe."
Do the Dew by MC DDP October 18, 2009