dixting 

The act of sending a picture of your penis to someone in the hopes of receiving some sort of sexual favor in return. A more direct form of sexting, this act removes any ambiguity as to your intentions.

Dude, I've been dixting this girl all week, now she totally owes me one.

dixting by I Don't Knowshon November 1, 2010

yo-yo dieting 

non medical term to describe the act of taking off weight and putting it right back on only to begin the cycle once again....

At the funeral home Carl's friends were overheard remarking that, instead of engaging in yo-yo dieting,he should have just picked a weight and stayed with it.....

yo-yo dieting by sheila in the car June 21, 2009

Distinguished Visitors 

The two male participants in a double vaginal penetration.

She couldn't wait to spend the evening with her two distinguished visitors.

Distinguished Visitors by littlemen October 16, 2012

Urban Dieting 

People who elect to screw the Weight Watchers point system and make up their own damn rules.

Weight Watchers needs to have an 'Oh Shit' I lost count point system because it's not working as the absinthe and martinis keep flowing. I can only continue with an urban dieting plan!

Urban Dieting by Tinkerbell Hilton April 18, 2009

joe dirting 

Leaving your child behind.

Chris Bennet was Joe dirting his child when he found out it was a girl.

joe dirting by Evan Hunt June 6, 2010

yo-yo dieting 

the act of repeatedly gaining and losing weight

If you keep yo-yo dieting like that you will never get you cholesterol down to the level you intend.

yo-yo dieting by The Return of Light Joker October 19, 2009

facebook dieting 

spending countless hours chatting with friends on facebook with total disregard of time or hunger, thus resulting in a loss of weight by the day's end

it's effective!

Guess what?? I weigh like two lbs now! Woah, what are you doing? Oh, just facebook dieting!

facebook dieting by jewboyguido August 2, 2010