Cable and divorce

A play on "Netflix and Chill." This is for more established couples who are tired of each other and their daily routine(s). "Cable and divorce" is basically the beginning of the end...because hey, who still has cable anyway?

Me: "We went from 'Netflix and chill' to 'cable and divorce' in under 2 years."

by AndrewsOnIt November 8, 2015

The Divorce Party

A single-issue political party that advocates for a disunion of factions that vitiate each others plans instead of working together to improve their country.

The conspicuous incompatibility of the republican & democratic parties' policies evinced a need for " the divorce party " to advocate for a disunion.

by MoribundMurdoch May 18, 2021

divorced dad music

Music filled with angst and repetitive grungy choruses, usually popular songs from about 20 years prior, at which point now divorced dads were in their formative teen years. Usually listened to not by choice, but rather the hearer is subjected to it against their will. Including but not limited to Creed, Nickelback, etc.

My old man listened to divorced dad music for the entire two hour drive, so brutal

by Luluthighwalker July 20, 2023

Cunt Divorce

When two lesbians get divorced. That´s called Cunt divorce

Hey did you hear about Jane and Lucie? Yea they´re getting a Cunt divorce

by YUNG CLOUT CRINGE June 20, 2018

Post-Divorce Whore - PDW

The post-divorce whore, or PDW, is akin to the old school player. She pretends to be looking for a relationship to manipulate men into bed (like that requires skill), then plays the victim to bail or simply ghost her victims. Bro tip-if she's cheated in a relationship, bashes on her ex, been in a threesome(s)...she's not relationship material.

Divorced Dad - Dude, check out this new Indiana cougar on Hinge I met--she checks all the boxes!
Coach - Yeah bro, no; she has way more male FB friends than females...classic PDW.
Divorced Dad - PDW?
Coach - Post-Divorce Whore - PDW...She'll tear your heart out, bro.

by beedub75 October 27, 2021

Divorced Mack Daddy

A lesser form of the mack daddy. Divorced mack daddy describes a man who is reliably successful with many women, but only early in the interactions. This means that although he’s talked to many women and has the confidence and charisma to do so, he ultimately never makes it anywhere with them.

I got 25 bitches on my snap and none of them fuck after the first week. I feel like a divorced mack daddy

by snopp doog January 30, 2022