"Are you sure youre a virgin Virginia Mae?"
"Why yes I am Gregory"
(Spreads legs, inserts tip but falls into the void)
"Why....HOT DAMN woman! You tryna kill me? Got damn Cockpit Dingle Diver in your crotch magnet"
"Why yes I am Gregory"
(Spreads legs, inserts tip but falls into the void)
"Why....HOT DAMN woman! You tryna kill me? Got damn Cockpit Dingle Diver in your crotch magnet"
by z4120 March 20, 2017
by Maxpowers269u July 22, 2023
by Anonymous378539202 October 29, 2022
by Anonymous378539202 October 29, 2022
The person you send in to possibly be arrested in a sketchy situation. Usually this situation is related to credit card fraud, or to see if the cops will arrest anyone going back to a possibly compromised location.
"That bag whore said she'd be the diver for a fat sack - she's gonna try to get a gift card at Nordstrom's with that sketchy credit card you made."
by shukujo January 5, 2020
Someone who enjoys desserts with an almost orgasmic physical enthusiasm.
Second Definition: slang for cunnilingus
Second Definition: slang for cunnilingus
by DrinkMyH8 September 9, 2016