When a womans vag is so loose you physically fall into her void
"Are you sure youre a virgin Virginia Mae?"
"Why yes I am Gregory"
(Spreads legs, inserts tip but falls into the void)
"Why....HOT DAMN woman! You tryna kill me? Got damn Cockpit Dingle Diver in your crotch magnet"
by z4120 March 20, 2017
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Almight power hungry woman with power to rule over an obscure high school in East England
Person 1: Have you heard of Jane Diver?
Person 2: No.
by Anonymous378539202 October 29, 2022
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The all powerful, all mighty head of a highschool in an obscure town in England.
Person 1: Damn, have you heard of Jane Diver?
Person 2: No.
by Anonymous378539202 October 29, 2022
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The person you send in to possibly be arrested in a sketchy situation. Usually this situation is related to credit card fraud, or to see if the cops will arrest anyone going back to a possibly compromised location.
"That bag whore said she'd be the diver for a fat sack - she's gonna try to get a gift card at Nordstrom's with that sketchy credit card you made."
by shukujo January 5, 2020
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smelly bastards that don’t wash
you smell like a diver
by Damien Bliver December 30, 2017
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Someone who enjoys desserts with an almost orgasmic physical enthusiasm.

Second Definition: slang for cunnilingus
Riley, that fucking cake diver, just deep-throated that frozen chocolate dipped banana.
by DrinkMyH8 September 9, 2016
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