A person that is observant to human actions and thought. He/she tries to examine that person true self by diving into that's persons mind and heart to see that persons true colors. A mind diver can make a better judgement on a person spiritual condition can understand the deepest emotions and intellect that makes that person hate, love, fear, lust, certain things and which makes her prone to behave a certain way. Not only are mind divers good at understanding they also learn the ability to sense and feel person spiritual flame.
That character from Metal Gear Solid name Psycho Mantis was a mind diver he has seen many worlds that are projected by the people he has dove his mind into.
by Cosmicjay76 June 8, 2022
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Those who indulge themselves in others crotches..

Southern version of a lesbo..
dude this place is full of fudge packers and crotch divers..
by babybrd December 8, 2010
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One who bites the bubbles of bathtub farts as they surface
Rachel has ass-breath because she is a biffle diver... I'm gunna ask her if she wants to make out and guess what they were eating!
by Clownrape27 December 12, 2021
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Anyone that is Master of Cunnilingus, eating pussy.
I love pussy so much, I'm a Master Diver.
by Master Diver November 16, 2020
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One who has a tendency to get drunk of a small amount of alcohol...mainly four lokos. Then once full blown unexplainably drunk--spills, falls, and does ridiculous activities with little or no use of their body. All eventually leading them to fall to the floor covered in alcohol, food, trash or whatever else is in there way. These floor divers also enjoy talking shit to whoever they can at the party or on the street.
Joe we knew you shouldn't have drank those four lokos. You've been an expert Floor Diver all night.
by shredder141 September 29, 2010
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A sexual act in which the male engages in oral sex after careful consideration as to whether the pussy he is about to eat fits into his macros. Once engaged in said cunnilingus, the male closes his eyes and pictures the female the way she looks on her Instagram account.
Man I just got back from my trip to Arizona, gave a few girls the Green Diver
by Master Seacock April 9, 2019
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A large, Nordic albino from the Western New York area who openly expresses his love of cunnlingus
The Moff Diver resurfaced and asked for a napkin immediately.
by FasterThanChuck April 14, 2016
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