Diss-ee-day-ree-at (n.) A disease, its presence is revealed by the phenomenal—and nearly invisible—occurrence in which the left testicle completely knits with and consumes the right testicle, and then travels to the brain as a large ball-knot, making the host of this parasitic, viral bacteria a mindless killer.
It is, in fact, a very common happening, but takes place—usually— in Caucasian males between the ages of 15 and 65. There is no cure yet.
Last month, in fact, I began noticing signs of the disease within myself. I theoretically only have five more days left before I completely lose myself to this affliction. Please tell my children I love them—if I don't kill them first...
It is, in fact, a very common happening, but takes place—usually— in Caucasian males between the ages of 15 and 65. There is no cure yet.
Last month, in fact, I began noticing signs of the disease within myself. I theoretically only have five more days left before I completely lose myself to this affliction. Please tell my children I love them—if I don't kill them first...
by Chork Pop June 30, 2011