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Disidariat

Diss-ee-day-ree-at (n.) A disease, its presence is revealed by the phenomenal—and nearly invisible—occurrence in which the left testicle completely knits with and consumes the right testicle, and then travels to the brain as a large ball-knot, making the host of this parasitic, viral bacteria a mindless killer.

It is, in fact, a very common happening, but takes place—usually— in Caucasian males between the ages of 15 and 65. There is no cure yet.

Last month, in fact, I began noticing signs of the disease within myself. I theoretically only have five more days left before I completely lose myself to this affliction. Please tell my children I love them—if I don't kill them first...
It was sad the day the disidariat took over my fifth cousin twice-removed. A sad day indeed.
by Chork Pop July 1, 2011
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Disidrilate

Vaporize or attempt to cook someone as a prank.
Me: I’m going to disidrilate you

Nick: hey Hey HEy HEY!
Me: Sorry, it has to be done
Nick: Fine, but I’ll be sending you an invoice for the damages and you’ll be hearing from my lawyers.
Me: You’re taking it too far, stop bullying me.
by A.Mr November 24, 2022
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